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The woman giving this advice said she hangs up a pair of men's boxers to give the appearance of a man living there. Interesting deterrent tactic, but would it work?
The night of the crime, I heard a sound out on my "verandah." The next morning, I understood that it had been the sound of the plastic clothes hanger hitting the metal laundry pole after someone had pulled two items from the hanger. Suddenly, having rules concerning laundry and coming up with deterrent tactics didn't seem so silly.
I thought this was an interesting story, but really didn't understand the criminal side of things until I told my supervisor at work about it. She was obviously upset. "We have to report this to the police."
Police Investigation
What? Next thing I knew we were in the police investigations office talking to a man about my underwear.
The investigations office was not the right place to report such an offense (There is an explanation of the Japanese police organization at iej.uem.br and we were referred to the local koban (police box) in Sena.
There were two officers there, and they were completely serious and took notes as they asked me what brand, color, type, and size of my underwear. Worse than having your underwear stolen, is having a report written on it, in my opinion. Of the four of us, I, the victim, was the only one who thought the entire ordeal was unnecessary. Are the police actually going to go on a hunt for my underwear? To be completely honest, I wouldn't want them back.
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I expected to see some dusting for fingerprints and photos taken - perhaps some-sort of chalk outline, but none of that happened.
The conclusion: a woman stole my underwear. Why did they believe the thief to be a woman? Because it was a two-piece matching set that had been stolen. Therefore, it was a woman out shopping for underwear rather than a perverted man. I didn't have the heart to tell the investigating police that the two pieces were hung up to dry on the same pin of the laundry hanger. That most likely had more to do with the fact a matching set was missing. Are there women out there in the middle of the night looking to snatch underwear off laundry lines?
Isn't it strange a Japanese woman would shop for my underwear, as I had to order it Online because I couldn't buy it in stores due to my western figure? It was explained to me that a woman was caught in the vicinity stealing laundry from lines. She wasn't stealing underwear. She was stealing children's bathing suits. My supervisor admitted to me that she collects underwear (I assume she buys it as opposed to taking it from her neighbors), so the thief could be a woman. This woman is just adding it to her collection - not wearing it. OK.
I did start following the laundry rules and got up early with my Japanese neighbors to do the wash in the morning and rush home after work to pull it in before dark. I never had underwear go missing again.
That's right, I stopped contributing to peoples' underwear collections. As far as I know, the case hasn't been solved, the criminal hasn't been caught, and my underwear is still at large. I read the Reuters article, "Serial lingerie thief arrested in Japan" about a 54-year old construction worker who stole 4000 pieces of women's underwear. Now that's a collection!
It certainly beats that 50-year-old man in Nagoya who stole a mere 1700 pieces. And the police did solve these cases, caught the men, and recovered the underwear (They laid the underwear out very neatly for a photo op.). There is still hope police will catch the thief who has my underwear. It'll be interesting to read what a woman has to say in her defense.
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You see them all of the time stopping rebel teenagers riding their bicycles across streets where they are supposed to walk, ticketing motorists who drive through stop signs, and blowing whistles to indicate it is safe to cross the street in case you missed the traffic signal, walk sign, chirping noises, and hour-glass light. They are the Japanese police.